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I have a friend who's a diamond cutter.

He mowes the lawn at Yankee Stadium!

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to OUCH STOP! rAPE!

2. Yo mama is such a wh0re

She has been declared world’s biggest sperm bank (Is that to harsh?)

3. Yo mama so inmature

She named Uranus

4. Why does Luke Skywalker hate English cars?

They are Right-Hand Drive!

5. I'd love to try cross-country skiing.

If I lived in a smaller country.

6. How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh?

Eight bucks….. Nine if the weather is bad…….

7. Did you hear about the sale on paddles?

It’s quite the oar-deal.

8. Yo mama so is fat

That the camera sets to ultra wide angle by default.

9. What’s the difference between a priest and woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes soft when a kid enters the room

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